Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 7, 1914 by Various
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investigations, that there is a higher proportion of nervous,
excitable children among the red-haired ones than among the others. We have ourselves known more than one such lad lose all self-control merely upon being addressed as "Carrots." *** Is a motor-car, it is being asked, feminine--like a ship? A correspondent in _The Times_ refers to her as a lady. Presumably because she wears a bonnet. *** A correspondent writes to _The Pall Mall Gazette_ asking whether there is anything in the idea that a large number of used penny postage stamps will enable a person to be received into a charitable institution. We have always understood that the collector of one million of these stamps is admitted into a lunatic asylum without having to pass the entrance examination. *** A lion from the bush, attracted by the roaring of its caged relatives in a circus at Wankies, South Africa, suddenly made its way into the menagerie. The beast was ultimately driven away by attendants armed with red-hot pokers, but five persons were seriously injured in the panic. The ticket-collector who let the animal in without payment has been reprimanded. *** |
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