Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 7, 1914 by Various
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afterwards said that no sleuth-hounds could have done the thing
better. So by paths and ploughed fields and over gates and stiles the dreadful chase continued until there came another check. "These," said Helen, pointing to some pieces of paper, "are not newspaper. They are bits of letters." It was too true. _The Timeses_ and _The Daily Newses_ had given out, and the hare, omitting nothing that might lead to his destruction, had torn up all his available correspondence. It threw the pack out for a few minutes, but they rallied. In another hundred-and-fifty yards they ran into their hare, who, paperless and letterless, had taken refuge behind a tree and was ignominiously hauled out. So ended our great Christmas paper-chase, an event which must remain justly celebrated both for the ardour with which it was undertaken and for the endurance with which it was pursued. What a chatter there was as we returned, what a narration of glorious incidents of pace, of skill and of cunning defeated by greater cunning. Falls there had been and shin-scrapes and the tearing of skirts and stockings, and legends were made up and told again and again. And at home the lady of the house had to hear it all once more, and the tea she gave us was voted the best in the world. * * * * * Copy of letter to Clerk of the Peace in reply to Jury Summons:-- DEAR SIR, Your to hand re Sumons to Quarter Sessions on Jany 9/14 I beg to be excused from this as I have ann absess forming |
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