All in It : K(1) Carries On - A Continuation of the First Hundred Thousand by Ian Hay
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The Lance-Corporal, who has been indulging in a pleasant reverie upon a bank of bracken, wakes up and reads the proffered message. * * * * * "Tae G O C, Reid Airmy, Hazlemere. Reconnoitring patrol reports hostile cavalry scouts country. Have thrown oot flank guns. Shall I advance or retire where I am? From O C Advance Guard." "This message doesna sound altogether sense," he observes mildly. "That 'shall' should be 'wull,' onyway. Would it no' be better to get it repeatit? The officer--" "I've given the 'message-read' signal now," objects the indolent Wamphray. "How would it be," suggests the Lance-Corporal, whose besetting sin is a _penchant_ for emendation, "if we were tae transfair yon stop, and say: 'Reconnoitring patrol reports hostile cavalry scouts. Country has thrown oot flank guns'?" "What does that mean?" inquires M'Micking scornfully. "I dinna ken; but these messages about Generals and sic'-like bodies--" At this moment, as ill-luck will have it, the Signal Sergeant appears breasting the hillside. He arrives puffing--he has seen twenty years' service--and scrutinises the message. |
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