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"WHAT TO DO WITH OUR GIRLS." (_Paterfamilias's answer_.)--Give them
away! (Matrimonially, of course.)

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[Illustration: "DEATH AND HIS BROTHER SLEEP."--Shelley.

(_See Major Marindin's Report to the Board of Trade on the Railway
Collision near Eastleigh._)]

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[Illustration: "THE CAUSE" AND THE EFFECT.

Mr. ---- moved, "That this Mass-meeting pledges itself to support the
efforts of Messrs. ---- & Co.'s men, by joining the Union, and further
pledges itself to take all legal efforts to prevent anyone obtaining a
job there so long as the dispute lasts." The resolution was carried by
acclamation.

_Coroner_. How is it the child's father cannot get work? _Witness_.
Because he has no Union card. _Coroner_. Then if men do not belong
to the different Trades Unions they must starve.--_Coroner's Inquest
Report_.]

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