all the time I couldn't move, because my arms were stuck tight in a
coat two sizes too small for me.


CHAPTER III.

The Slavey managed--

[No, thank you. No more.--ED.]

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[Illustration: _His Reverence_. "DINNER, 7:30. I'LL GIVE YOU A QUARTER
OF AN HOUR'S GRACE!"

_His Irreverence_. "THEN COMMENCE AT 7:30, AND I'LL BE THERE AT
7:45!"]

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FAVOURITE TOOL OF RAILWAY COMPANIES.--A Screw-Driver!

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[Illustration: "C'EST MAGNIFIQUE! MAIS--"

_Mr. Bull_ (_Paymaster_). "WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?"

_Mr. Punch_ (_Umpire-in Chief_). "FINE RIDER--FINE HORSE! BUT--AS A
CAVALRY SOLDIER--HAS TO LEARN HIS BUSINESS!"]