Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890 by Various
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Decided a little time ago not to try "Scholastic Profession"--thought it would try _me_ too much. Feel tempted now. _Query_--am I losing my old pluck? In consequence of my new "pluck,"--in the Bar Exam? "Um!" remarks the President (I _have_ run down and got a vacant bed-room in College). "Glad to see you. Oh, yes, about that tutorship. Um, um! The family live in Somerset." He mentions the county apologetically, as if he expected me to reply--"Oh, Somerset! Couldn't dream of going _there_. Not very particular, but must have a place within ten miles of Charing Cross." As I don't object to Somerset, at least audibly, he goes on more cheerfully-- "Boy doesn't want to be taught much, so perhaps, it would suit you."--(_Query_--is this insulting?)--"He wants a companion more--somebody to keep him steady, have a good influence and all that, and give him a little classics and so on for about an hour a day." It did not sound as bad as I expected. "Rich people--um--merchants at Bristol, I think. Not very cultivated, though." Here President pauses again, and looks as if he would not be at all astonished if I rose from my chair, put on my hat, and said, "Not very cultivated! That won't suit _me_! You see how tremendously cultivated _I_ am." But I don't, and he proceeds calmly to another head of his discourse. "They haven't mentioned terms, but I'm sure they will be satisfactory--give you what you ask, in fact." (Rather a nice trait in their character, this.)--"Now, will you--um--take it? They want |
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