Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890 by Various
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_would positively save enormously_ by my absence, _as only the
necessaries of life would be required_. Dressing would be next to nothing, so to speak, and they'd be out of reach of the temptations which London offers to those who love theatre entertainments, lunches at pastrycooks', shows, and shopping. Yes, emphatically, I repeat, "Why not live out of London?" _But she won't._ Yours, ONE IN A THOUSAND. SIR,--"Why not live out of London?" Of course. I _do_ live "out of London," and make a precious good living too out of London. My friends the Butcher, the Baker, the Greengrocer (not a very green grocer either), the Tailor, the Shoemaker, &c., &c., all say the same as Yours cheerily, CHARLES CHEDDAR _(Cheesemonger)._ SIR,--I only wish everybody I don't want to see _in_ London would live _out of it_. What a thrice blessed time August would be then! Though indeed I infinitely appreciate small mercies _now_. At all events, most people are away, my Club is not closed, and I can enjoy myself pretty thoroughly. |
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