Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, September 6, 1890 by Various
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SHAKSPEARE's "deeds" going to America? The World is the richer for his
words, and certainly to the country of his birth belong the records of his deeds. * * * * * JOURNAL OF A ROLLING STONE. SIXTH ENTRY. Still endeavouring to earn an honest, but unpleasant, penny as a (temporary) Private Tutor. Begin to be vaguely conscious that my grasp of the Latin Grammar is not as firm as it might be. Will my classical training see me through, or will "ERNIE" see through my classical training? ERNIE (before breakfast) offers to conduct me round the grounds. Must take the youngster down a peg or two. So, when he shows me the stables, rather proudly, I remark, pityingly--"What! Only _three_ nags?" "Oh, _I_ ride a pony," he replies, airily. "What can _you_ ride, Mr. JOYNSON? _Do_ you know how to ride--or _do you generally fall off_?" Explain to him elaborately that I am rather more at home on horseback than on my legs. He winks, as if he didn't quite believe me. I can't go on, as it's certainly _infra dig._ to be praising one's accomplishments, especially to a chit like this. "We buried NERO here," the boy says, pointing to a damp mound. "He |
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