A WORD TO JOHN BURNS.

["He was in the unfortunate position of having probably to go
to Parliament at the next election, but he would rather go
to prison half-a-dozen times than to Parliament once, because
Labour candidates in the past had either been thrown out or
tied to the coat-tail of party politics. He wished it to be
distinctly understood that there must be nothing of this,
but their candidates must go forth as labour candidates, and
labour candidates only. He must know on what terms he must do
the dirty work of going to Parliament."--_Mr. John Burns at
the Trade Union Congress at Liverpool_.]

Good gracious, how awful! The Trades were assembled,
And they all yelled together, and tempers got brittle;
And when Burns rose and thundered, all Liverpool trembled
(Though Burns is perhaps Boanerges spelt little).

And he laid all about him, like mules who can kick hard,
But kick without aim for the pleasure of kicking;
And he trod upon Fenwick, and trampled on Pickard,
And his friends shouted, "Death to political tricking!"

And on one side we heard all the Socialist gang wage
A war against Broadhurst, who carried a hod once.
And Broadhurst retorted on Burns and his language,
That Burns might go back, since he languished in "quod" once.

And Burns ranted back; as the French say, the mustard