Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, September 13, 1890 by Various
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_Fiancée_. Was that what they used to call Ostralia before it was discovered? (_They come to the Clytie bust._) Why, if that isn't the same head Mrs. MEGGLES has under a glass shade in her front window, only smaller--and hers is alabaster, too! But fancy them going and copying it, and I daresay without so much as a "by your leave," or a "thank you!" _The I.A._ (_reading_). "Portrait of ANTONIA, sister-in-law of the Emperor TIBERIUS, in the character of Clytie turning into a sunflower." _Fiancée_. Lor! They did queer things in those days, didn't they? (_Stopping before another bust._) Who's that? _The I.A._ 'Ed of Ariadne. _Fiancée_ (_slightly surprised_). What!--not young ADNEY down our street? I didn't know as he'd been took in stone. _The I.A._ How do you suppose they'd 'ave young ADNEY in among this lot--why, that's antique! _Fiancée_. Well, I was _thinking_ it looked more like a female. But if it's meant for old Mr. TEAK, the shipbuilder's daughter, it flatters her up considerable; and, besides, _I_ always understood as her name was BETSY. _The I.A._ No, no; what a girl you are for getting things wrong! that 'ed was cut out years and years ago! |
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