Toaster's Handbook - Jokes, Stories, and Quotations by Unknown
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The conversation turned to the subject of age. "I attribute my many years," said Dr. Bigelow, "to the fact that I have been most abstemious. I have eaten sparingly, and have not used tobacco, and have taken little exercise." "It is just the reverse in my case," explained Dr. Mitchell. "I have eaten just as much as I wished, if I could get it; I have always used tobacco, immoderately at times; and I have always taken a great deal of exercise." With that, Ninety-Two-Years shook his head at Eighty-Years and said, "Well, you will never live to be an old man!"--_Sarah Bache Hodge_. A wise man never puts away childish things.--_Sidney Dark_. To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure. --_Ben Jonson_. Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.--_Disraeli_. We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing else to count.--_Emerson_. |
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