Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 21, 1914 by Various
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page 24 of 63 (38%)
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"Would you like the paper?" she asked. "Yes," I said, and then almost regretted it, for having waited nearly fifty years for yesterday's news surely I could wait longer. Still, the paper would help to pass the time. While she was fetching it I remembered a dream of last night which I had intended to tell her this morning. But why do so? A dream is of no account even to the dreamer. Still, the recital might have made her laugh. But why should laughter be bothered about? The nurse brought the paper and I signified Thank you. "I'll leave you for a while now," she said; "The fire's all right. Your drink's by the bed. You'll ring if you want anything." All these things I knew. My drink is always beside the bed; the bell is the natural communication between me and the house. What a foolish chatterbox the woman was! I nodded and she went out. On her return an hour or so later she asked, "Is there anything in the paper?" Before answering I examined this question. What did it mean? It did not mean, Are the pages this morning absolutely blank, for a change? It meant, Is there a good murder? Is any very important person dead? In reply I handed the paper to her. |
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