Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, September 20, 1890 by Various
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In my last I announced that I was busily giving my mind to the launching of a new "Combination Pool" over the satisfactory results of which to all concerned in it, under certain contingencies, I had no shadow of a doubt. This I have since managed to float on the market, and, though I worked it on a principle of my own, which, for want of a better description, I have styled amalgamated "Profit and Loss," I regret to have to inform those clients who have entrusted me with their cheques in the hopes of getting, _as I really fully believed they would_, 700 per cent. for their money in three days, that I have had to close the speculation rather suddenly, and I fear, as the following illustrative figures will show in a fashion that not only deprives me of the pleasure of enclosing them a cheque for Profits, but obliges me to announce to them that their cover has disappeared. The Stocks with which I operated were "Drachenfonteim Catapults," "Catawanga Thirty-fives," and "Blinker's Submarine Explosives." The ILLUSTRATION, I hoped, _would have stood as follows_:-- £100 invested in Drachenfonteim Catatpults, showing profit of 1 per cent....£100 £100 invested in Catawanga Thirty-fives, showing profit of 2½ per cent....£250 £300 invested in Blinker's Submarine Explosives, showing profit of 3 per cent....£900 Gross Profits....£1250 Unfortunately, however, the real figures came out rather differently, |
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