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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, September 20, 1890 by Various
page 15 of 44 (34%)

In my last I announced that I was busily giving my mind to the
launching of a new "Combination Pool" over the satisfactory results
of which to all concerned in it, under certain contingencies, I had no
shadow of a doubt. This I have since managed to float on the market,
and, though I worked it on a principle of my own, which, for want of
a better description, I have styled amalgamated "Profit and Loss,"
I regret to have to inform those clients who have entrusted me with
their cheques in the hopes of getting, _as I really fully believed
they would_, 700 per cent. for their money in three days, that I
have had to close the speculation rather suddenly, and I fear, as the
following illustrative figures will show in a fashion that not only
deprives me of the pleasure of enclosing them a cheque for Profits,
but obliges me to announce to them that their cover has disappeared.
The Stocks with which I operated were "Drachenfonteim Catapults,"
"Catawanga Thirty-fives," and "Blinker's Submarine Explosives." The
ILLUSTRATION, I hoped, _would have stood as follows_:--

£100 invested in Drachenfonteim Catatpults,
showing profit of 1 per cent....£100

£100 invested in Catawanga Thirty-fives,
showing profit of 2½ per cent....£250

£300 invested in Blinker's Submarine Explosives,
showing profit of 3 per cent....£900

Gross Profits....£1250

Unfortunately, however, the real figures came out rather differently,
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