Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, October 25, 1890 by Various
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She--where are you?
_She_ (_in a full sweet voice, from below_). I am 'ere! _Showman_. Then appear! [_The upper portion of an exceedingly comely Young Person emerges from the mouth of the Urn._ _The F.S._ (_startled_). Lor, she give me quite a turn! _Showman_. Some people think this is all done by mirrors, but it is not so; it is managed by a simple arrangement of light and shade. She will now turn slowly round, to convince you that she is really inside the urn and not merely beyind it. (She _turns round condescendingly._) She will next pass her 'ands completely round her, thereby demonstrating the utter impossibility of there being any wires to support her. Now she will rap on the walls on each side of her, proving to you that she is no reflection, but a solid reality, after which she will tap the bottom of the urn beneath her, so that you may see it really is what it purports to be. (She _performs all these actions in the most obliging manner_.) She will now disappear for a moment. (She _sinks into the Urn._) Are you still there, She? _She_ (_from the recess of the Urn_). Yes. _Showman_. Then will you give us some sign of your presence! (_A hand and arm are protruded, and waved gracefully._) Thank you. Now you can come up again. (She _re-appears._) She will now answer any questions any lady or gentleman may like to put to her, always provided you |
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