Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, November 8, 1890 by Various
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_Her Aunt_ (_with a Catalogue--and a conscience_). Two hundred and
ninety-five! Before we have even seen No. 1? No, my dear, no. Let us take things in their proper order--or not at all. (_Perambulates the galleries for some minutes, refraining religiously from looking at anything but the numbers._) Ah, _here_ it is--Number One! _Now_, ETHEL, I'm ready to tell you anything you please! _First Matter-of-Fact Person_. Ah, here's another of the funny ones! [_Is suddenly seized with depression._ _Second M.-of-F.P._ Y-yes. (_Examines it gloomily._) What's it all about? _First M.-of-F.P._ (_blankly_). Oh, well, it's a Pastel--I don't suppose it's meant to be about anything in particular, you know. _The Conscientious Aunt_ (_before No. 129_). "_The Sprigged Frock_"? Yes, that must be the one. I suppose those _are_ meant for sprigs--but I can't make out the pattern. She _might_ have made her hair a little tidier--such a bush! and I never _do_ think blue and green go well together, myself. [_They come to a portrait of a charming lady in grey, by_ Mr. SOLOMON. _The Niece_ (_with a sense of being on firm ground at last_). Why, it's ELLEN TERRY! See if it isn't, Auntie. _The C.A._ (_referring to Catalogue_). |
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