Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 14, 1914 by Various
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The next morning Evangeline was as silent as ever. Miss Atherley and I
surveyed it after breakfast. It was still grappling with a monkey-nut, but no doubt a different one. "Isn't it _ever_ going to talk?" I asked. "Really, I thought parrots were continually chatting." "Yes, but they have to be taught--just like you teach a baby." "Are you sure? I quite see that you have to teach them any special things you want them to say, but I thought they were all born with a few simple obvious remarks, like 'Poor Polly,' or--or 'Dash LLOYD GEORGE.'" "I don't think so," said Miss Atherley. "Not the green ones." At dinner that evening, Mr. Atherley being now with us, the question of Evangeline's education was seriously considered. "The only proper method," began Mr. Atherley--"By the way," he said, turning to me, "you don't know anything about parrots, do you?" "No," I said. "You can go on quite safely." "The only proper method of teaching a parrot--I got this from a man in the City this morning--is to give her a word at a time, and to go on repeating it over and over again until she's got hold of it." "And after that the parrot goes on repeating it over and over again until you've got sick of it," said Archie. |
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