Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 14, 1914 by Various
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every time I emerged. Finally he took a sheet of slightly soiled paper
and pencilled on it a schedule of our movements. It ran:-- Mileage. Place. Time. -- Euston 6.55 P.M. 5½ Willesden [7.4] " 17½ Watford [7.18] " 46¾ Bletchley [7.50] " 82¼ Rugby [8.24] " 94¼ Coventry [8.36] " 113 Birmingham 8.55 " "To give this the very careful consideration it deserves," said I, "I must be left absolutely to myself." Later on, feeling that I had perhaps been rude, I offered the man a cigar by way of compensation. He accepted it as a mark of esteem and burst forth into more conversation. By now a little fed up with trains himself he suggested, for the sake of something new to say, that he had met me before somewhere. At first I had some idea of asking for my cigar to be returned, but instead I gave in to his persistence. More, I joined in the conversation with an energy which surprised him. "Now I come to think of it we _have_ seen each other before; but where?" I said. He thought promiscuously, disconnectedly and aloud. I could accept none of his suggestions because all referred to commercial rooms in provincial hotels, places to which I have not the _entrée_. "But I |
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