The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction - Volume 17, No. 471, January 15, 1831 by Various
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on the intelligent mind of Mr. Boots.
"Boots," said I in a mournful tone, "you must call me at four o'clock." "Do'ee want to get up, zur?" inquired he, with a broad Somersetshire twang. "_Want_ indeed! no; but I must." "Well, zur, I'll _carl_ 'ee; but will 'ee get up when I _do_ carl?" "Why, to be sure I will." "That be all very well to zay over-night, zur; but it bean't at all the zame thing when _marnen_ do come. I knoa that of old, zur. Gemmen doan't like it, zur, when the time do come--that I tell 'ee." "_Like_ it! who imagines they should?" "Well, zur, if you be as sure to get up as I be to carl 'ee, you'll not knoa what two minutes arter vore means in your bed. Sure as ever clock strikes, I'll have 'ee out, dang'd if I doan't! Good night, zur;" and _exit_ Boots. "And now I'll pack my portmanteau." It was a bitter cold night, and my bed-room fire had gone out. Except the rush-candle, in a pierced tin box, I had nothing to cheer the gloom of a very large apartment--the walls of which (now dotted |
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