Get Next! by Hugh McHugh
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"What has she developed?" I inquired.
"Up to the present time she has developed the cook's temper and she has developed the baby's appetite, and a couple of bill collectors developed a pain in the neck when they couldn't see her; and if things go on in this way I think this will soon develop into a foolish house!" said Mary, the nurse. A half hour later while I was hiding under the hammock on the front porch, not daring to breathe above a whisper for fear I would get my picture taken again, my wife rushed out exclaiming, "Oh, joy! Oh, joy! John, I have developed two pictures!" [Illustration: "Oh, joy! John, I have developed two pictures"] I wish you could have seen the expression on Peaches' face. In order to develop the films a picturesque assortment of drugs and chemicals have to be used. Well, my wife had used them. A silent little stream of wood alcohol was trickling down over her left ear into her Psyche knot, and on the end of her nose about six grains of bichloride of potash was sending out signals of distress to some spirits of turpentine which was burning on the top of her right eyebrow. Something dark and lingering like iodine had given her chin the double cross and her apron looked like the remnants of a porous |
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