Us and the Bottleman by Edith Ballinger Price
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envelope and shouting:
"The Bottle Man!" It was addressed to all of us, but I turned it over to Jerry to do the honors with, on account of his being a poor invalid and Abused by Fate. He had the envelope open in two shakes, with the complicated knife he always carries, and pulled out any amount of paper. He stared at the top page for a minute, and then said: "Here, Greg, this is for you. You can be pawing over it while we're reading the proper one." But I said, "Not so fast," and "Let's hear it all, one at a time." So I took Greg's and read it aloud, because he takes such an everlasting time over handwriting and this writing was rather queer and hard to read. This is his letter: _Respected Comrade Gregory Holford:_ I am writing to you separately because you wrote to me separately, and very much I liked your letter. I cannot tell you how much relieved I am to hear that toast has been substituted for barnacles in your diet. In the long run, toast is far better for a mariner, however hardy he may be. It is indeed a long way from Wecanicut to the Equator,--but are you sure you measured to ME.--_Mid_ Equator? It is very |
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