Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, November 22, 1890 by Various
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much to me. I'm going to cut it. Done my share; been abused now all
round the Party circle. Conservatives, Whigs, Liberals, Radicals, Irish Members, Scotch and Welsh, each alternately have praised and belaboured me. My old enemies now my closest friends. Old friends look at me askance. It's a poor business. I never liked it, never had anything to get out of it, and you'll see presently that I'll give it up. Don't you suppose, TOBY my boy, that you shall keep the monopoly of retirement. I'll find a partner, peradventure an ARPACHSHAD, and we'll all live happily for the rest of our life." With his right hand thrust in his trouser-pocket, his left swinging loosely at his side, and his hat low over his brow, HARTINGTON lounged off till his tall figure was lost in the gloaming. "That's the man for _my_ money," said ARPACHSHAD, looking with growing discontent at the Member for SARK, who, with the only blade left in his tortoiseshell-handled penknife, was diligently digging weeds out of the walk. * * * * * IN THE CLUB SMOKING-ROOM. "Lux Mundi," said somebody, reading aloud the title heading a lengthy criticism in the _Times_. "Don't know so much about that," observed a sporting and superstitious young man; "but I know that '_Ill luck's Friday_.'" * * * * * |
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