Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, November 29, 1890 by Various
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deeply-enamoured pair, shortly about to be married._
_Edwin_ (_after the regulation ceremonial_). My dearest ANGELINA, I have something here which I think will greatly simplify the business of house-furnishing, that has so deeply occupied us lately. [Illustration] ANGELINA (_flushing tenderly_). Oh, EDWIN, _have_ you? How nice, dear! And what is it? _Edwin_ (_eagerly_). Quite providential, I call it. You know, dearest, I've saved three hundred pounds for the express purpose; and here is an advertisement, according to which, for about that sum, we can secure a complete fit-out for our little villa, which, I think, will exactly suit us. Quite an exceptional chance, as the advertiser says. A gentleman, lately arrived in this country from India, is unexpectedly compelled to return immediately. Consequently he is obliged to dispose _at once_ of his lately-purchased house of furniture, _at a great sacrifice_. It is as good as new, in fact, has hardly been used at all; is elegant and substantial, and can be seen any day at Vamp Villa, Barnsbury, upon presentation of visiting-card. Suppose, dearest ANGY, we run over to-morrow afternoon, and have a look at it? Such a chance--in the very nick of time, too--may never occur again! _Angelina_. Oh, EDWIN, _how_ fortunate! Should it suit us, what a lot of trouble it will save! _Edwin_. And money, too, darling, for the prices seem to be _very_ |
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