Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine — Volume 53, No. 329, March, 1843 by Various
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the earnestness and promptitude with which he attended the meetings of
the brethren, particularly those in which eating and drinking did not constitute the least important part of the proceedings. Being a foreigner, he was listened to with the deepest attention, very often indeed to his serious annoyance, for his ignorance was awful, and his assurance, great as it was, not always sufficient to get him clear of his difficulties. His foreign accent, however, worked wonders for him, and whenever too hard pressed, afforded him a secure and happy retreat. An unmeaning grin, and "_me not pronounce_," had saved him from precipices, down which an Englishman, _cæteris paribus_, must unquestionably have been dashed. "Vill dey come?" said Mr Levisohn, in answer to the question. "Yase, certainly, if dey like, I tink." "Ah, sir, I fear you are a latitudinarian," said the lady. "I hope Hevin, my dear lady, vill forgive me for dat, and all my wickedness. I am a shinner, I shtink!" I looked at the converted gentleman, at the same moment that Mrs Jehu assured him that it would be a great thing if they were all as satisfied of their condition as he might be. "Your strong convictions of your worthlessness is alone a proof," she added, "of your accepted state." "My lady," continued the humble Stanislaus, "I am rotten, I am a tief, a blackguard, a swindler, a pickpocket, a housebreak, a sticker mit de knife. I vish somebody would call me names all de day long, because I forget sometime dat I am de nashty vurm of de creation. I tink I hire a boy to call me names, and make me not forget. Oh, my lady, I alvays |
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