Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce
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F.--From whom had you this?
PH.--A professor of political economy. F.--I bend in reverence! What made you think of the pocopo? PH.--Speaking of man. F.--If you did not wish to think of the pocopo, and speaking of man would make you think of it, you would not speak of man, would you? PH.--Certainly not. F.--Why not? PH.--I do not know. F.--Excellent philosopher! * * * * * FOOL.--I have attentively considered your teachings. They may be full of wisdom; they are certainly out of taste. PHILOSOPHER.--Whose taste? F.--Why, that of people of culture. PH.--Do any of these people chance to have a taste for intoxication, tobacco, hard hats, false hair, the nude ballet, and over-feeding? |
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