Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce
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"I had no idea he would go down so easily," said the one.
"Nor I," returned the other; "but how very tasteless a pike is." The insipidity we observe in most of our acquaintances is largely due to our imperfect knowledge of them. XXVIII. A wolf went into the cottage of a peasant while the family was absent in the fields, and falling foul of some beef, was quietly enjoying it, when he was observed by a domestic rat, who went directly to her master, informing him of what she had seen. "I would myself have dispatched the robber," she added, "but feared you might wish to take him alive." So the man secured a powerful club and went to the door of the house, while the rat looked in at the window. After taking a survey of the situation, the man said: "I don't think I care to take this fellow alive. Judging from his present performance, I should say his keeping would entail no mean expense. You may go in and slay him if you like; I have quite changed my mind." |
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