Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce
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"Depends upon which character you try it in; it is terrible to be eaten." "You are very brutal!" "You are very fat." "You look as if you would take my life." "You look as if you would sustain mine." "Let us 'pull sticks,'" said the now desperate animal, "to see which of us shall die." "Good!" assented the man: "I'll pull this one." So saying, he drew a hedge-stake from the ground, and stained it with the brain of that unhappy porker. MORAL.--An empty stomach has no ears. XLIX. A snake, a mile long, having drawn himself over a roc's egg, complained that in its present form he could get no benefit from it, |
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