Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce
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nose to the water, he was interested to feel it bitten by a fish. Not
liking fish, he drew back and sought another place; but his persecutor getting there before him administered the same rebuff. The lamb being rather persevering, and the fish having no appointments for that day, this was repeated a few thousand times, when the former felt justified in swearing: "I'm eternally boiled!" said he, "if ever I experienced so many fish in all my life. It is discouraging. It inspires me with mint sauce and green peas." He probably meant amazement and fear; under the influence of powerful emotions even lambs will talk "shop." "Well, good bye," said his tormentor, taking a final nip at the animal's muzzle; "I should like to amuse you some more; but I have other fish to fry." This tale teaches a good quantity of lessons; but it does _not_ teach why this fish should have persecuted this lamb. LXXXVII. A mole, in pursuing certain geological researches, came upon the buried carcase of a mule, and was about to tunnel him. |
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