Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce
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other bee would sleep with her after this; and so, by her ill-judged
resentment, she was self-condemmed to a solitary cell. The young reader may profitably beware. LXXXIX. A Chinese dog, who had been much abroad with his master, was asked, upon his return, to state the most ludicrous fact he had observed. "There is a country," said he, "the people of which are eternally speaking about 'Persian honesty,' 'Persian courage,' 'Persian loyalty,' 'Persian love of fair play,' &c., as if the Persians enjoyed a clear monopoly of these universal virtues. What is more, they speak thus in blind good faith--with a dense gravity of conviction that is simply amazing." "But," urged the auditors, "we requested something ludicrous, not amazing." "Exactly; the ludicrous part is the name of their country, which is--" "What?" "Persia." |
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