Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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Twice she commanded him to leave her, but Still he followed just behind. At last the old lady, quite disgusted, turned angrily around and said: "Look here, my man, if you don't go away I shall call a policeman." The poor fellow looked up at her with a tear in his eye, and then remarked: "For goodness' sake, mum, have mercy and don't call a policeman, for ye're the on'y shady spot in the park." _Wanted to Make Her Happy_ In one of the many hospitals in the South a bright, busy-looking and duty-loving woman hustled up to one of the wounded soldiers who lay gazing at the ceiling above his cot. "Can't I do something for you, my poor fellow?" said the woman imploringly. The "poor fellow" looked up languidly. The only things he really wanted just at that time were his discharge and a box of cigars. When he saw the strained and anxious look on the good woman's face, however, he felt sorry for her, and with perfect sang froid he replied: "Why, yes; you can wash my face if you want to." "I'd be only too glad to," gasped the visitor eagerly. |
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