Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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_What Would Happen_ A woman agitator, holding forth on the platform and presenting the greatness other sex, cried out: "Take away woman and what would follow?" And from the audience came a clear, male voice: "We would." _Couldn't Fool Him That Far_ Years ago, when telephones were still a novelty, a farmer came to town one day and called on a lawyer friend of his whom he supplied with butter, and who had had a telephone recently put in his office. "Need any butter this morning?" asked the farmer. "Well, I don't know," answered the lawyer. "Wait a minute. I'll ask my wife about it." After speaking through the 'phone he went on; "No; my wife says no." The farmer's face was a study for a moment. Then he broke out with: "Look-a-here, Mr. Lawyer, I may be a 'Rube' and have my whiskers full of hay and hayseed, but I'm not such a big fool as to believe that your wife is in that box!" |
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