"O. Jepson."

"No; rub out the O. and let the K. stand."

The clerk iooked annoyed. "Will you please give me your initials
again?"

"I said K."

"I beg your pardon, you said O. K. Perhaps you had better write it
yourself."

"I said 'Oh'----"

"Just now you said K."

"Allow me to finish what I started. I said 'Oh,' because I did not
understand what you were asking me. I did not mean that it was my
initial. My name is Kirby Jepson."

"Oh!"

"No, not O., but K. Give me the pencil, and I'll write it down for
you myself. There, I guess it's O. K. now."



_The Worst Death There Is_ BY BILL NYE