"Please, sir, you've got our teacher."



_Got Out of That, All Right_

"My dear," said a wife to her husband, "do you realize that you have
forgotten that this is my birthday ?"

"Yes, dearie, I did forget it," replied the husband. "Isn't it
natural that I should? There isn't really anything about you to
remind me that you are a day older than you were a year ago."



_He Simply Looked That Way_

The man in the smoker was boasting of his unerring ability to tell
from a man's looks exactly what city he came from. "You, for
example," he said to the man next to him, "you are from New Orleans?"
He was right.

"You, my friend," turning to the man on the other side of him, "I
should say you are from Chicago?" Again he was right.

The other two men got interested.

"And you are from Boston?" he asked the third man.