The salesman bowed, and answered: "About five hundred thousand francs,
madam. It is the proprietor."



_From Different Points_

"Father, you were born in California, you say?"

"Yes, my son."

"And mother was born in New York ?"

"Yes."

"And I was born in Indiana?"

"Yes, my boy."

"Well, father, don't it beat the Dutch how we all got together!"



_So Son: So Father_?

A small boy who had been very naughty was first reprimanded, then told
that he must take a whipping. He flew upstairs and hid in the far
corner under a bed. Just then the father came home. The mother told
him what had occurred. He went upstairs and proceeded to crawl under