Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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passing the horse?" said an English cabman with exaggerated politeness
to the fat lady who had just paid a minimum fare, with no fee. "Why?" she inquired. "Because if 'e sees wot 'e's been carrying for a shilling 'e'll 'ave a fit," was the freezing answer. _Her Father Didn't Like It_ A young man told his girl the other night that if she didn't marry him he'd get a rope and hang himself right in front of her house. "Oh, please, don't do it, dear," she said; "you know father doesn't want you hanging around here." _He Didn't Mind His Going Once_ An elderly gentleman, a stranger in New York and not sure of his way, stopped a young man on Fifth Avenue and said: "Young man, I would like very much to go to Central Park." The young man became thoughtful for a moment, and then, looking the old gentleman in the face, said: "Well, I don't mind your going just this once, but don't ever, ever |
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