Good Stories from the Ladies' Home Journal by Various
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page 66 of 149 (44%)
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"I remember," she said, "that I did behave very well at the time; but
I wish you could have seen the marks of my teeth on the bedpost that night." _Necessity and Invention_ A mother with her seven children started away on a journey. After entering the car the largest child was laid out flat on the seat, and the remaining six then sat upon him in a row. When the conductor came around to collect the fares the mother counted her money, handed it over, smiled, and suavely said: "Sir, the oldest is under six." _Taking No Chances_ An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets of Boston not long ago, and was taken to a hospital. Upon removing his coat there was found pinned to his waistcoat a slip of paper on which was written: "This is to inform the house-surgeon that this is just a case of plain fit: not appendicitis. My appendix has already been removed twice." _Too Much Curiosity_ |
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