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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 3, 1891 by Various
page 46 of 58 (79%)

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER, administered in a sandwich, will choke an Uncle.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER is the general disorganiser of every Household.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--A Pinch will thoroughly banish sleep for a whole
fortnight.

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--"An Octogenarian Consumer" writes:--"I was in a
comatose condition for twenty years, when I came across your Pepper.
I had scarcely tried it ere I bounded up from my arm-chair, and have
danced a continual fandango ever since. I carry it loose in all my
pockets, and scatter it on all my friends whenever I meet them. This
has got me kicked out of all their houses in turn; but I do not in the
least mind. I'm as merry and as mad as a March hare--and your Pepper
has done it."

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PICK-ME-UP PEPPER.--The Proprietors beg to inform their Friends and
Patrons that they can supply this highly combustible and explosive
compound in felt safety cases, carefully packed at their bomb-proof
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