Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 17, 1891 by Various
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a broad girdle, in which were stuck all manner of deadly arms,
_stuhpans, sorspans, spîhts_, and _deeshecloutz_. In her left hand she carried a deadly-looking _kaster_, while in her right she brandished a massive _rolinpin_, a frightful weapon, which produces internal wounds of the most awful kind. Her regiments were similarly armed, save that, in their case, the breast-covering was made of inferior metal, and they wore no feathers in their head-dress. The Commander held up her hand. Instantly the war-song ceased. Then the Commander addressed us, and her voice sounded like the song of them that address the _butchaboys_ in the morning. And this was the _torque_ she hurled at us,-- CHAPTER IV. "Oh, wanderers from a far country, I am She-who-will-never-Obey, the Queen of the Mariannakookas. I rule above, and in nether regions, where there is Eternal Fire. Behold my Word goes forth, and the Ovens are made hot, and the _Kee-chen-boi-lars_ are filled with Water. Over me no Mistress holds sway. All whom I meet I keep in subjection, save only the _Weeklibuks_; them I keep not down, for they delight me. And the land over which I reign is made glad with fat and much stored up _Dripn_. Who are ye, and what seek ye here? Speak ere it be too late!" And as she ceased the whole army broke forth into a chorus, "She-who-will-never-Obey has spoken! The Word is gone forth! Speak, speak!" I confess I was alarmed, and my fears were not diminished when two of the _Skulrimehds_ (a sort of native camp-follower) came up to COODENT and me, and actually began to make love to us in the most forward manner. But Sir HENRY maintained his calm demeanour. "She-who-will-never-Obey," he said, "we are peaceful traders. We bring no Commission--" how his sentence would have ended will never |
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