Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890 by Various
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believe you do--quite well!
_Ed._ Look here, ANGIE, if I behaved at all out of the common, it's just as well that I should know it. I don't recollect it, that's all. Do pull yourself together, and tell me all about it. _Ang._ (_sitting up_). Very well--if you will have it, you must. But you can't really have forgotten how you stood before the footlights, making the most horrible faces, as if you were in front of a looking-glass. All those other creatures were doing it, too; but, oh, EDWIN, yours were far the ugliest--they haunt me still.... I mustn't think of them--I won't! [_Buries her face again._ _Ed._ (_reddening painfully_). No, I say--_did_ I? not really--without humbug, ANGELINA! _Ang._ _You_ know best if it was without humbug! And, after that, he gave you a glass of cuc-cod-liver oil, and--and pup-pup-paraffin, and you dud-drank it up, and asked for more, and said it was the bub-bub-best Scotch whiskey you ever tasted. You oughtn't even to _know_ about Scotch whiskey! _Ed._ I can't know much if I did _that_. Odd I shouldn't remember it, though. Was that all? _Ang._ Oh, no. After that you sang--a dreadful song--and pretended to accompany yourself on a broom. EDWIN, you know you did; you can't deny it! _Ed._ I--I didn't know I _could_ sing; and--did you say on a broom? |
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