Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890 by Various
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_I.P._ _In_-deed! You don't say so?
_C.G._ (_sighing_). Only too true. Sir. Why--(_in a gush of confidence_)--look at my own case. Being obliged to leave the country, and give up my carriage, I put my horse into this sale, at a _very_ low reserve of twenty pounds. (_Entre nous_, it's worth at least double that.) Between the Auctioneer, and a couple of rascally horse-dealers--who I found out, by pure accident, wanted my animal particularly _for a match pair_--the sale of my horse is what _they_ call "bunnicked up." _Then_ they come to me, and offer me money. I spot their game, and am so indignant that I'll have nothing to do with them, at _any_ price. Wouldn't sell dear old _Bogey_, whom my wife and children are so fond of, to such brutal blackguards, on _any_ consideration. No, Sir, the horse has done me good service--a sounder nag never walked on four hoofs; and I'd rather sell it to a good, kind master, for twenty pounds, aye, or even eighteen, than let these rascals have it, though they _have_ run up as high as thirty q----, ahem! guineas. _I.P._ Have they indeed, now? And what have you done with the horse? _C.G._ Put it into livery close by, Sir. And, unless I can find a good master for it, by Jove, I'll take it back again, and _give it away to a friend_. Perhaps, Sir, you'd like to have a look at the animal. The stables are only in the next street, and--as a friend, and with no eye to business--I should be pleased to show poor _Bogey_ to anyone so sympathetic as yourself. [_I.P., after some further chat of a friendly nature, agrees to go and "run his eye over him."_ |
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