Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890 by Various
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spin along our Wickham roads, when my wife and I are doing a round
of visits among the neighbouring gentry. Ah, _Bogey, Bogey_, old boy--_kissing his nose_--I don't know what Mrs. G. and the girls will say when they hear I've parted with you--if I do, _if_ I do. _Enter two horsey-looking Men as though in search of something._ _First Horsey Man_. Ah, here you are. Well, look 'ere, are you going to take Thirty Pounds for that horse o' yourn? Yes or No! _C.G._ (_turning upon them with dignity_). _No_, Sir; most emphatically _No!_ I've told you before I will not sell him to you at _any_ price. Have the goodness to leave us--_at once_, I'm engaged with my friend here. [_Horsey Men turn away despondently. Enter hurriedly, a shabby-looking Groom._ _Groom_. Oh, look here, Mister--er--er--wot's yer name? His Lordship wants to know whether you'll take his offer of Thirty-five Pounds--_or_ Guineas--for that roan. He wouldn't offer as much, only it happens jest to match-- _C.G._ (_with great decisiveness_). Inform his Lordship, with my compliments, that I regret to be entirely unable to entertain his proposition. _Groom_. Oh, _very_ well. But I wish you'd jest step out and tell his Lordship so yerself. He's jest round the corner at the 'otel entrance, |
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