Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 20, 1890 by Various
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_R.M._ When I say "Circle Right"--odd numbers'll wheel round and fall in be'ind even ones. Circle _Right_!... Well, if ever I--I didn't tell yer to fall _off_ be'ind. Ketch your 'orses and stick to 'em next time. Right In-_cline_! O' course, Mr. JOGGLES, if you prefer takin' that animal for a little ride all by himself, we'll let you out in the streets--otherwise p'raps you'll kindly follow yer leader. Captin CROPPER, Sir, if you let that curb out a bit more, _Reindeer_ wouldn't be 'arf so narsty with yer ... Ah, now you _'ave_ done it. You want _your_ reins painted different colours and labelled, Sir, you do. 'Alt, the rest of you.... Now, seein' you're shook down in your saddles a bit--["_Shook_ up's _more like it!" from Mr. S._]--we'll 'ave the 'urdles in and show you a bit o' Donnybrook! (_The Class endeavours to assume an air of delighted anticipation at this pleasing prospect._) (_To Assistant R.M., who has entered and said something in an undertone._) Eh, Captin 'EDSTALL here, and wants to try the grey cob over 'urdles? Ask him if he'll come in now--we're just going to do some jumping. _Assist. R.M._ This lot don't look much like going over 'urdles--'cept in front o' the 'orse, but I'll tell the Captin. [_The hurdles are brought in and propped up. Enter a well-turned-out Stranger, on a grey cob._ _Mr. Sniggers_ (_to him._) You ain't lost nothing by coming late, I can tell yer. We've bin having a gay old time in 'ere--made us ride without sterrups, he did! _Capt. Headstall._ Haw, really? Didn't pet grassed, did you? |
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