[Illustration: Impossible!]


_IMPOSSIBLE!_


There once was a Goop (_it is hard to believe
Such unpleasant behavior of you!_)
Who always was wiping his nose on his sleeve;
_I hope that this Goop wasn't you!_
He always was spitting (for fun, I suppose),
_I couldn't believe, it of you!_
And putting his fingers up into his nose;
_I KNOW that this Goop wasn't you!_




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