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[Illustration: A Low Trick]


_A LOW TRICK_


The meanest trick I ever knew
Was one I know _you_ never do.
I saw a Goop once try to do it,
And there was nothing funny to it.
He pulled a chair from under me
As I was sitting down; but he
Was sent to bed, and rightly, too.
It was a _horrid_ thing to do!




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[Illustration: When To Go]


_WHEN TO GO_