Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 31, 1891 by Various
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the seat._
_A Pittite behind Jimmy_ (_touching up JIMMY's Father with an umbrella_). Will you tell your little boy to set down, please, and not block the view like this? _Jimmy's Father_. If you can indooce that lady in front to take off her 'at, I will--but not before. Stay where you are, JIMMY, my boy. _The Pittite behind._ Well, I must stand myself then, that's all. I mean to see, _somehow_! [_He rises._ _People behind him_ (_sternly_). Set down there, will yer? [_He resumes his seat expostulating._ _Jimmy_. Father, the gentleman behind is a pinching of my legs! _Jimmy's Father._ Will you stop pinching my little boy's legs! He ain't doing you no 'arm--is he? _The Pinching Pittite_. Let him sit down, then! _Jimmy's Father._ Let the lady take her 'at off! _Murmurs behind._ Order, there! Set down! Put that boy down! Take orf that 'at! Silence in front, there! Turn 'em out! Shame!... &c., &c. _The Husband of the O. of the H._ (_in a whisper to his Wife_). Take off the blessed 'at, and have done with it, do! |
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