We'll visit--with a gun;
When--as we've taken all their eggs--
There'll probably be none!"

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QUEER QUERIES.

DIVORCE FACILITIES.--I should like to be informed in what part of
the United States it is that a Divorce is granted in half-an-hour, at
a merely nominal fee, on the ground of conscientious objections to
monogamy? What is the cost of getting there, and would it be necessary
that my wife should go there too? There might be a difficulty in
persuading her to take the journey.

INCOMPATIBILITY.

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A CANADIAN CALENDAR.

(_TO BE HOPED NOT PROPHETIC._)

1892. Reciprocity firmly established between the Dominion and the
U.S.A.

1893. Emigration ceases between the Dominion and the Mother Country,
and trade dies out.

1894. Return from Canada of families of the best blood to England and