But while he drank the Darling rose, for reasons best known to itself,
and floated those bottles off. They strung out and started for
the Antarctic Ocean, with a big old wicker-worked demijohn in the lead.

For the first week the down-river men took no notice; but after the bottles
had been drifting past with scarcely a break for a fortnight or so,
they began to get interested. Several whalers watched the procession
until they got the jimjams by force of imagination, and when their bodies
began to float down with the bottles, the down-river people got anxious.

At last the Mayor of Wilcannia wired Bourke to know whether Dibbs or Parkes
was dead, or democracy triumphant, or if not, wherefore the jubilation?
Many telegrams of a like nature were received during that week,
and the true explanation was sent in reply to each. But it wasn't believed,
and to this day Bourke has the name of being the most drunken town
on the river.

After dinner a humorous old hard case mysteriously took us aside and said
he had a good yarn which we might be able to work up. We asked him how,
but he winked a mighty cunning wink and said that he knew all about us.
Then he asked us to listen. He said:

"There was an old feller down the Murrumbidgee named Kelly.
He was a bit gone here. One day Kelly was out lookin' for some sheep,
when he got lost. It was gettin' dark. Bymeby there came an old crow
in a tree overhead.

"`Kel-ley, you're lo-o-st! Kel-ley, you're lo-o-st!' sez the crow.

"`I know I am,' sez Kelly.