Saltbush Bill, J. P. by A. B. (Andrew Barton) Paterson
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On clients, has "Gentleman, One".
Alas! for the gallant attorney, Intent upon cutting a dash, Sets out on life's perilous journey With rather more cunning than cash. And fortune at first is inviting -- He struts his brief hour in the sun -- But, lo! on the wall is the writing Of Nemesis, "Gentleman, One". For soon he runs short of the dollars, He fears he must go to the wall; So Peter's trust-money he collars To pay off his creditor, Paul; Then robs right and left -- for he goes it In earnest when once he's begun. Descensus Averni -- he knows it; It's easy for "Gentleman, One". The crash comes as sure as the seasons; He loses his coin in a mine, Or booming in land, or for reasons Connected with women and wine. Or maybe the cards or the horses A share of the damage have done No matter; the end of the course is The same: "Re a Gentleman, One". He struggles awhile to keep going, |
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