Punch Among the Planets by Various
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be easily traced.
"Dear me?" exclaimed _Mr. Punch_. "Why, I declare if there is not something written upon it!" and he put up his binoculars, "Why, it is nothing more nor less than a big advertisement. Looks like humbug," he continued. "What's the name of the Planet, eh?" "Mercury," replied Father TIME, with cheery spirit; "and with that device they try to catch the eye of a passing Comet." "Hum--they won't catch me!" observed the Sage, brightly. "I brought my truth-compeller with me--a little, patent, electrical hypnotic arrangement, in the shape of this ring"--he showed it as he spoke. "I have only to turn it on my finger, and it obliges anyone who may be addressing me instantly to speak the truth." They suddenly found themselves deposited in the centre of a vast square, surrounded by large palatial-looking buildings, public offices, stores, shops, picture-galleries, gigantic blocks of private residences, in flats five-and-twenty storeys high, and other architectural developments of the latest constructive crazes, fashioned, apparently, after the same models, and on similar lines, to those at present so much in vogue in that now distant planet, the Earth. There was a profusion of advertisement-boards, these, in many instances, entirely covering the whole façade of the building with large-lettered announcements of the nature of the trade or business conducted within. An eager and excited crowd thronging the pavements, and hustling each other, without any apparent purpose or aim, was pushing in all directions. |
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