Punch Among the Planets by Various
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ushered them into a large hall. It was thronged with a crowd of dirty
and raggedly-dressed people, and partitioned off by a handsome and massive mahogany counter, beyond which sat a staff of clerks busily engaged in keeping the books and generally discharging the duties of the institution. [Illustration] "Ha, Mrs. MACSTOGGINS, and are we in your debt again?" asked the Agent of a beetle-browed woman of a sinister and forbidding expression, who was thrusting a paper across the counter to the cashier. "Yes; and I'll trouble you not to keep me waiting, either--seeing that it's gone three days since the burial." "Is this woman demanding the insurance money for the burial of her own child?" asked _Mr. Punch_, sternly. And he turned his ring. "And pray, Madam," he continued, addressing the beetle-browed woman, "tell me the truth." "Certainly," replied the woman, as if in a trance. "First, I insured my own KATE--then I starved her to death, and took the money. Then little BILL followed. I let him catch cold in the winter, and gave him a night or two on the stones, and that finished him. Then came TIM FLAHERTY, and I managed him with the beetle-poison, and--" "Come," said _Mr. Punch_, taking Father TIME's arm once more; "let us get out of this--I can't breathe here." Scarcely had they quitted the place ere they had to encounter an |
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