Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, March 21, 1891 by Various
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page 15 of 45 (33%)
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[_Enter ROSMER, gently and softly._ _Rosmer_. So, my dear old friend, you have come again, after a year's absence. (_Sits down._) We almost thought that-- _Kroll_ (_nods_). So Miss WEST was saying--but you are quite mistaken. I merely thought I might remind you, if I came, of our poor BEATA's suicide, so I kept away. We Norwegians are not without our simple tact. _Rosmer_. It was considerate--but unnecessary. REB--I _mean_, Miss WEST and I often allude to the incident, do we not? _Reb._ (_strikes Tändstickor_). Oh, yes, indeed. (_Lighting lamp_.) Whenever we feel a little more cheerful than usual. _Kroll_. You dear good people! (_Wanders up the room._) I came because the Spirit of Revolt has crept into my School. A Secret Society has existed for weeks in the Lower Third! To-day it has come to my knowledge that a booby-trap was prepared for me by the hand of my own son, LAURITS, and I then discovered that a hair has been inserted in my cane by my daughter HILDA! The only way in which a right-minded Schoolmaster can combat this anarchic and subversive spirit is to start a newspaper, and I thought that you, as a weak, credulous, inexperienced and impressionable kind of man, were the very person to be the Editor. [_REB. laughs softly, as if to herself. ROSMER jumps up and sits down again._ |
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